Screw that..

Whoah screw that..

PumpFest was such a failure la. kns.

For the record,

Gerard has been playing with my tagboard.

he's a stupid gremlin

Sian man.

Going to stop Rock climbing soon.

Whoah sian.

wa kan sian.

Went to Dairy Farm to climb yesterday.

early morning first thing wake up

t-rex ask me ta pao food

kan sian


did and completed 2 routes.

did'nt try the middle wall.

kan sian

run away from randy gill too much

leg become too muscular

kan sian

t-rex and king kong bath at my house toilet

rock climbers rape snowy

mason kena sacrificed

nat and smelly boy left early

kan sian


snowy take advantage of me

act sad whole day after rock climbers left my house



had to take her for a walk

30 minutes kns.

cleaners caught snowy pang sai-ing on the path

stare at me until i kick the sai into the bushes

kan sian

walk for half an hour come back

become happy like bird

chew on my shoelaces again

kan sian

dad brought me to clark quey today

ordered baileys but no stock

kan sian

finally bought levi's shoe today

size 42 no stock

travel from heeren to suntec city to get

kan sian

snowy sleeping on my bed again

ah well.

cant do anything about that then.

nice one.

around 15 more minutes before i turn eighteen.

and i wish i can turn 17

so i can celebrate my birthday all over again.

what a great day :D

Life's screwed

but it's still good.

cause you've got a bunch of cool friends, like really.

who buy you Calvin Klein perfume for your birthday.

like when i opened the wrapping, "HO! ITS CALVIN KLEIN!"

and it somehow looks like a alcohol bottle

therefore totally ideal for 18th birthday.

as well as a mega big card from best buddy 2000,

(inclusive of mega sexy dressup doll. holeyshitbbq. )

no idea what im going to do with it yet.

hehehehehehehehehe.

and also sasquash.

who gave me dead mimosas in a glass bottle.

a perfect protective charm against mimosas.

and also a birthday song from the rock climbing team,

(without the tau pok)

finally, my secondary school friends and classmates who're celebrating with me tmrw.

so i'd like to say

THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

Life would've been really screwed without friends.

so ggscrewed's still good.

wts

wts man.

does anyone notice the lil' horny indian kid in school.

his fingers is poking on the wrong stuff man.

THEY'RE NOT FRUITS DAMMIT.

its as though he's trying to test the freshness or something.

honestly just teach him to say "milk" or "butt"

if not he'll just poke every bloody thing that's round in school.

i hope he pokes kongbabao one day.

comfirm get owned.

Ive got a ankle injury

so i'd be pausing my rock climbing adventures for a while.

which really sucks.


but well,

let me introduce you to _enny.

got her last sunday man.

whoohoo.

"closest thing to a real fender"

im still a noob at it

and my first song's going to be "slow dancing in a burning room"

talk about being screwed upside down man.


As for my dog,

her hair has grown back.

finally catching up with my good friend.

lol.

please dont pinch me if you decipher this.

she was trying to sniff _enny.

and on wednesday,

im gonna meet peter to go peninsula plaza to get my roland cube.

170 bucks man.

hope penisula plaza sells it cheaper.

i'll be saving up till after NS,

hopefully i'll save around 3k or something.



and get JM stratocastor,

or some imba slash custom guitar.



but it'll depend on how well i've improved then.

Thats it man.

No more teh pengs.

time to prepare tuxedo for prom.

"a one-minute kiss burns 26 calories"

so lets go baby.

fuck.

Hello grandma.

I'd never really had the chance to say goodbye.

Life's good

Finally,

a title free of negativity.

hahaha.


I went to novena to support Thu han climb

turns out competition was over by the time i reached.

sorry man..


went to paragon for a facial

i had a voucher

so it was free.

the only drawback was

the workers there were aunties.

(i knew there was a freaking catch, i just knew it.)


so,

the auntie led me to down this alley to a dark room.

then she pulled close the curtains

and told me.


"you need to take of your shirt."




holeycrapomgwtfbbq x1000000000 in my head.


"erm. why?"

"oh i have to massage your shoulders and hands."


so i did.

and i swear she was staring at me like a piece of meat.

like she'd never seen a young body in ages.

it felt i was in a cheapo massage parlour at china town.


kns.

halfway through the treatment she was eyeing the numbers on my right arm

"eh you so young why got tattoo?!"

(really shocked voice, like REALLY)



holeycrapomgwtfbbq x100000000000000000



it was a marker drawn NM 27

which was my boulder active novice man position.



I bet she thought i was some delinquent problematic child.

AND THERE WAS THIS WORKER

THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE MIMOSA

"WALAU EH NI JIANG NIAN QING LAI ZUO FACIAL?!"

"walau eh you so young come do facial!?!"

holeycrapomgwtfbbq x 1000000000000000000000000000


but oh well,

let the auntie eat my toufu,

so i didn't feel refreshed

like normally after a SPA treatment you'll feel refreshed right.

felt so tainted man.


okay maybe i should correct myself.

it was a major drawback.


but then,

met her for "dinner"

starbux + trying out food at takashimaya.

so it was worth it.

like that chinese idom

"bitter first sweet later"


went to gachapon.

still didn't get the red monkey.

kns.



But life's still good.