a title free of negativity.
hahaha.
I went to novena to support Thu han climb
turns out competition was over by the time i reached.
sorry man..
went to paragon for a facial
i had a voucher
so it was free.
the only drawback was
the workers there were aunties.
(i knew there was a freaking catch, i just knew it.)
so,
the auntie led me to down this alley to a dark room.
then she pulled close the curtains
and told me.
"you need to take of your shirt."
holeycrapomgwtfbbq x1000000000 in my head.
"erm. why?"
"oh i have to massage your shoulders and hands."
so i did.
and i swear she was staring at me like a piece of meat.
like she'd never seen a young body in ages.
it felt i was in a cheapo massage parlour at china town.
kns.
halfway through the treatment she was eyeing the numbers on my right arm
"eh you so young why got tattoo?!"
(really shocked voice, like REALLY)
holeycrapomgwtfbbq x100000000000000000
it was a marker drawn NM 27
which was my boulder active novice man position.
I bet she thought i was some delinquent problematic child.
AND THERE WAS THIS WORKER
THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE MIMOSA
"WALAU EH NI JIANG NIAN QING LAI ZUO FACIAL?!"
"walau eh you so young come do facial!?!"
holeycrapomgwtfbbq x 1000000000000000000000000000
but oh well,
let the auntie eat my toufu,
so i didn't feel refreshed
like normally after a SPA treatment you'll feel refreshed right.
felt so tainted man.
okay maybe i should correct myself.
it was a major drawback.
but then,
met her for "dinner"
starbux + trying out food at takashimaya.
so it was worth it.
like that chinese idom
"bitter first sweet later"
went to gachapon.
still didn't get the red monkey.
kns.
But life's still good.
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