fuck.

Hello grandma.

I'd never really had the chance to say goodbye.

Life's good

Finally,

a title free of negativity.

hahaha.


I went to novena to support Thu han climb

turns out competition was over by the time i reached.

sorry man..


went to paragon for a facial

i had a voucher

so it was free.

the only drawback was

the workers there were aunties.

(i knew there was a freaking catch, i just knew it.)


so,

the auntie led me to down this alley to a dark room.

then she pulled close the curtains

and told me.


"you need to take of your shirt."




holeycrapomgwtfbbq x1000000000 in my head.


"erm. why?"

"oh i have to massage your shoulders and hands."


so i did.

and i swear she was staring at me like a piece of meat.

like she'd never seen a young body in ages.

it felt i was in a cheapo massage parlour at china town.


kns.

halfway through the treatment she was eyeing the numbers on my right arm

"eh you so young why got tattoo?!"

(really shocked voice, like REALLY)



holeycrapomgwtfbbq x100000000000000000



it was a marker drawn NM 27

which was my boulder active novice man position.



I bet she thought i was some delinquent problematic child.

AND THERE WAS THIS WORKER

THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE MIMOSA

"WALAU EH NI JIANG NIAN QING LAI ZUO FACIAL?!"

"walau eh you so young come do facial!?!"

holeycrapomgwtfbbq x 1000000000000000000000000000


but oh well,

let the auntie eat my toufu,

so i didn't feel refreshed

like normally after a SPA treatment you'll feel refreshed right.

felt so tainted man.


okay maybe i should correct myself.

it was a major drawback.


but then,

met her for "dinner"

starbux + trying out food at takashimaya.

so it was worth it.

like that chinese idom

"bitter first sweet later"


went to gachapon.

still didn't get the red monkey.

kns.



But life's still good.

dang.

In life,

you'd always make mistakes.

(cause if you don't, you're most probably dead.)

but sometimes,

it just feels as though you'd rather die,

after realising your mistake..

well,

right now im just thinking of 3 mistakes i've made.

1. i should be sleeping now.

2. I should've joined boulderactive with more people.

3. I should'nt have stopped us before 'O' levels.

gah.

i still have that rose,

even though it's dried up in my drawer.

haha.

wtfbbq.

Hello cruel world.

today i bring to you.

WTF

(sorry for massive randomness. but some pictures always makes me laugh)

wtf?

That car,

is super sleek shiz man.

go check it up. Cadilac wtf (world thorium fuel) concept.

it runs on thorium, some element.

I forgot the element number

so go check your periodic table.

but too bad guys,

it's only going to be out from year 8000.

so go find some dragon balls and wish for eternal life.

wazzat?

Guitar Hero on tour™ on my DS.

woohoo. mega addictiveness.

this is really going to screw up my hand eye coordination.

but who cares.

Anyway, I'll be the only one from my school entering boulderactive.

stupid pang sey kia-s.

wait till last minute sign up confirm no slots la.

confirm die on Friday.

no one to talk to during competition day.

tsk.

I cant feel my hands since morning,

but i still love climbing.

and we clelebrated Mason's birthday yesterday.

okay fine, i admit,

massive tau pok did not equal to celebrating

but still,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASON CHEN BABA!

HAHA. guess where i went yesterday.

it's big, round and massively disturbing.

HAHA.

Wei Jie, Kai Xiang, Melodie and Fiona are the best man.

bunch of retards hanging out at HOOTERS.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

but oh well,

it was really fun and i got to see all the "big neh neh mei mei"

(quote from anonymous)


Wei Jie got Melodie some vodka.

CANT WAIT TILL I GET MINE.

(wei jie I'd prefer no flowery flavours thanks)

but lo and behold

everything has a bad side to it

so maybe I'll reconsider

Anyway,

i was thinking of a rock climbing bag for our team

but still,

i have a feeling no one will like it.

I'm still going to buy it on my birthday

or whenever i see it and happen to be loaded.

OH YES!

WEI JIE KAI XIANG MELODIE FIONA

PLEASE CHECK THIS PICTURE OUT

I COULD NT ENLARGE IT ANYMORE (PUN INTENDED)

BUT ITS THE BIGGEST NEH NEH GIRL IN HOOTERS RIGHT?!

and no,

i didn't type "biggest neh neh girl from hooters Singapore" on google.

it just appeared when i typed hooters singapore

and today,

after 18 years of careful weeding and watering.

the flower had bloomed.

okay i'm just being mean again.

but well.

"why so serious? "

kns

my wrist injury is still there.

almost 1 month alr.

both my wrist are screwed man.

need to stop doing weird boulder moves.

arghh.

even chris sharma takes a break once in a while.

sigh.

stupid block test.

stupid randy gill.

stupid stupid stupid.

been studying more then usual for my BT1.

hopefully everything'll turn out okay.

Screwed.

disrupted my plans to rule over the world.

but well.

things like this don't come everyday.