Char your balls la.

sometimes when i wake up

I'll curse and say something like, "freaking hot sun kns wtf."

and then I'll look at my clock : 2pm

ohmyggscrewed.


then I'll go over to see snowy


who follows a binomial distribution of r.v "sleeping in weird position"

I'll leave her breakfast,

and start to cheong my homework or try to study.

Eventually I'll end up looking at the computer,

doing all those unproductive things


like laughing at people's english

Watching Blade kick that gay vampire's ass

or maybe looking for some china man scene

in a good movie that made me laugh like mad.



sooner or later,

I'll chance upon the gremlin's photos

"sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet man"

and I'll decide to post it here

together with mason's random sleeping positions.

ahh.

prelims in less then 2 weeks.

tew tew tew....

wth

i think there's something wrong with blogger.

it doesn't have the customize bar thingy

so i cant change colour, font size, publish photos all those.

which is like wth.

._.

zz.

Yea i know i haven't been updating.

I was busy screwing up my BT2,

realising all my freaking J1 BIO notes are wrong,

and that i should've been better off training for NSSCC.

cui max.


Transformers 2 should win award for this year's best guy show.

Go watch Optimus prime activate his BKB and own everyone.




Devastator my ass.

Its just a vacuum machine with balls.

These twins on the other hand.


much cooler man.

Red and green go so well together.

I miss rock climbing team and my pre-botak coach.

I'd be studying in school till 7 or 8 everyday till i clear up everything.

No way i'm going to major in some stupid course.

the unspiking begins now.

I hate revising stuff i don't know

Nat: "take the microphone, and become one of the hysterical brothers.."

John: "what?!"

Tack wei and Gabriel: "hehehehehhehehehe!"

Look at them, they're hysterical man, holeyshitbbq..

wth man.

damn tired already la.

5am still nothing constructive done.

zzz.

want to go rock climbing again.

wa liu

went to NUS to climb today

my god the boulder gym is huge man.

two storeys

and with every possible variation of walls available.

can lead and top rope inside also.

still got this one arm pull up bar at the ceiling.

(its in the picture. on the yellow ceiling)

damn cool.

Ben's sick,

wearing his cool face mask,

holding slopers like some damn good pinch.

monster man.

was able to do quite a few routes

but really tough man.

double dynos,

mega sloper holds.

whoah lau.

but still managed to complete like 2 and almost complete 1 from ben.

complete mel's one and this dude's one.

so it was alright i guess.

gabriel go train your boulder man.

complete mel's route only.

next time i train lead then you train boulder la.

after that,

went to VIVOCITY

to celebrate Zachary's birthday

Dawn, Christie, Fiona, Damien, Alfred, Gerard and I went.

damn swee man.



But gerard was the star man.

not only did he not wear his usual retarded clothing

he wore some damn nice shoes man.

croc's santa cruz man.

lime green somemore.

Plus some buttoned shirt and pants.

kns.

im the only retard wearing team sajc shirt and shorts.

look damn random.

Gerard and his stupid eating face damn funny

kns.

laugh the whole night away.

Then got drink this mega disgusting juice.

root beer plus tonnes of salt, pepper, prawn shells, lime juice, tartar sauce and all the rubbish la.

play open numbers,

see tio who drink.

kns i damn enthusiastic somemore.

first one kena me.

basket.

then later gerard kena,

damien kena.

but alfred never kena.

me and gerard end up kena twice.

-.-

tastes worse then anything i've ever

drank in vietnam with wei jie.

Gerard drink until damn funny la

wth man.

Damien drink like no kick man,

But Gerard damn agitated during the video

cause Damien told him that drinking the sai juice is damn man.

LOL.

damn funny la walau.

after that Fiona left,

then we go some Queen pub.

i wear the stupid Team Sajc shirt

then they check our ic.

stupid la omg.

end up Alfred no more chocolate mint martini

and Zachary no more alcoholic drink also.

cause he never bring his ezlink card one...

damn sian man.

the shop owner still come rub it in.

"next time don't wear your school related clothes."

walau.

Ordered Baileys.

damn swee la.

but freaking little man.

should give like a giant mug of it.

hohoho.

"Sir your baileys on the rocks?"

"wtf what rocks?!"

But its still good.

next time must organise drinking session man.

go buy one whole bottle and go someone's house drink.

Mason's house??

he got guitar hero world tour man.

go organise stay over!

Argh

eh.

chris sharma has a blog.

Its really stupid though.

damn sian man.

Optimus sold out..

had to do with Fiveten's Jet7 instead

It's downturn,

with some recycled rubber over the cloth part.

apparently its good for toe hooking..

but its bloody tight man.

half size smaller then my gallelio..

Freaking bitch.

better season it these few days.

Sian man.

tried to study for chemistry.

the stupid physical chem revision booklet.

do until the Hwa Chong question kena stun.

wtf man.

Honestly man,

feel like punching something.

I've been downloading climbing videos for 2 days straight.

Dosage 1 to 5 and king lines.

probably enough to psyche me up for rockmasters.

and get into finals.

Zzz

I'm still awake trying to memorise stupid BIO SPA.

kns.

Still have to turn up on a holiday for lessons.

such a waste of time,

if not for my climbing shoes i probably would'nt be going school..

First period Mr Peh Bock Kiat (pronounced k-i-ee-a-t)

Comfirm damn cui..

everyone turn on computer,

and that gerard comfirm come my blog tag rubbish.

then i'll photoshop his face again. [:

Wah lau.

damn sian man.

My mother keep telling me medicine need how many A how many A.

Early morning tell me

"Medicine need at least 4 As you know?

How many As you have already?"

"zero?"

"You think i dunno? Go study and get your As la!"

Afternoon

"Eh, new university going to have medicine course too.

Probably you can enroll, got more choices."

"Yea i heard."

"Need all As you know. If your GP get A got better chance."

"...... okay. But i doubt my GP can get A.."

"Don't keep talking like you know the future.

if you know the future then you still study for what,

might as well be feng shui master or fortune teller and go earn people's money."

"......"

Dinner

"When you enroll into medicine even in Austrailia

also need all As you know?

Then you can go study same university as your brother.

Must remember leh, 4 As at least."

"ok, i understand."

meanwhile somewhere in my brain.....

WHOAH LAU EH I KNOW NEED HOW MANY A LA

KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS

That's it man.

if i don't get my As i can't even imagine what she'll be saying..

"you know why you studying china studies in tamil now?!

CAUSE YOU NEVER GET YOUR 4As!!"

WA KAN SIAN X 100000000000000000000

after rockmasters,

going to study like mad.

until i look like a gremlin.